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Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.
That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...
barkle by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010
a bark while circling, usually done by a dog.
Everytime I visit, my friend's dog barkles around me for several minutes
barkle by bread infection October 23, 2005
Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such.
"Trickle-down economics is just sheer barkle, cut taxes to the rich and they just shift the extra money to off-shore bank accounts."
Barkle by Zed Numar July 10, 2021

bartle skeet 

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

barleese 

A school-yard term used in games of chasey to indicate that you can't get "it" or to call a truce. Beyond the age of 12, used to communicate a desire to not get involved or answer a difficult question.

Folklorists and other researchers have noted the use of the term and its variants in various parts of Australia, particularly, it seems, in Western Australia.

However, in Western Australia one sometimes hears the term – usually as ‘barleese’ – in the conversation of adults. In these contexts, ‘barleese’ may be used to indicate that the speaker has ‘had enough’ of something, usually something that they consider to be excessive, irritating or otherwise unpleasant. Another use for the term is to indicate that the speaker considers something to be too difficult to contemplate or to carry out.
*CHASE*

*cross fingers* "BARLEESE!"

or

Adam: "So, do you think I'm better looking in person?"
Kate: "umm.. barleese"
barleese by capemun September 17, 2013