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Barfieball 

A football philosophy devised by the late great Sir Barf which was implemented in the greatest football sides of the century such as Macclesfield Town, Paris FC and Bolton.

This style of play simply can not be put into words, but you will know it when you see it because of it orgasmic fluidity and ability to make even the most hardened men shed tears.
Sir Barf: That’s Barfieball baby!
Barfieball by Danny_Whitaker April 7, 2021
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Bareballs 

The action of not wearing underwear if they are not available or other reasons.
Guy 1: Whoops I dropped my keys. *Bends over*
Guy 2: Whoa! Your not wearing any underwear bro...
Guy 1: Yea I know, I'm going bareballs.
Guy 2: Eww...
Bareballs by donutluvermutherfucker February 1, 2013

barbieballaaa 

She is the best barb & nevie mutual u could have, she is amazing, an icon, a beautiful person, everything good in this world. Let's manfest so she can get her Nicki follow back
@BarbieBallaaa is the best moot i have in stan twt.
barbieballaaa by anonymous October 19, 2020

Barriball 

Tough on the outside but its just a front. Barriball's are like little babies on the inside. Constantly crave attention and have a tendancy to go weak at the knees around bad boys. Barriball's often come with an over inflated ego and have been known lead peers on lynching crusades. Unless you're tough, one day with a Barriball can be enough to promote 'self-lynching'.
Was there just steam coming out of that girls nostrils? Dam! That must hace been a Barriball.
Barriball by Captain_Planet September 12, 2009

BarbieBallaaa 

She is the best barb & nevie mutual u could have, she is amazing, an icon, a beautiful person, everything good in this world. Let's manfest so she can get her Nicki follow back
@BarbieBallaaa is the best moot i have in stan twt.
BarbieBallaaa by anonymous October 19, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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