Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"
Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"
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A sex-crazed class in Dungeons and Dragons, due to their high Charisma stats.
by NeonPaladin27 March 17, 2021
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Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.
Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!
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My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you
by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022
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A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.
Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...
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When you (or someone else) plays music through their microphone on the voice chat during an online game. Usually done to either entertain the team or inspire the team.
my game of R6 was going shit till this guy started barding
by eckzie July 5, 2019
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A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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