A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.
by hungrybear May 26, 2012
Bard
/bärd/
noun
a poet, traditionally one reciting epics and associated with a particular oral tradition.
/bärd/
noun
a poet, traditionally one reciting epics and associated with a particular oral tradition.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
A nickname for a buddy, bro, or bruh. Used to show friendship and buddy status. Although it may sound like a bad word, calling someone bard is something desired.
by Swisscheesefordayseh October 30, 2017
From the Gaelic "bàrd". A poet, musician, and entertainer. Also called a "minstrel" in some circles. Known through Latin as a "troubadour".
Strumming his lute, the bard sang of a tragic hero's love for a fair maiden, inciting fawning from the ladies of the court.
by Lorelili April 2, 2005
by rgx2richez April 9, 2020
an ultraliberal, hippie dippie college in Annandale New York. Immoralized by Walter Becker of Steely Dan Fame who cursed the college in his song "My old school"
by Connecticutdoc June 20, 2009