A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.
by hungrybear May 26, 2012
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Bard
/bärd/
noun
a poet, traditionally one reciting epics and associated with a particular oral tradition.
The bard sang of tales from far and wide in a hauntingly beautiful tone.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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A nickname for a buddy, bro, or bruh. Used to show friendship and buddy status. Although it may sound like a bad word, calling someone bard is something desired.
Ryan: How’s it going bard?
Chad: Good fam, just taking er easy.
by Swisscheesefordayseh October 30, 2017
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when you're so bored, and you're bored of saying bored, that you're bard.
Sean: im bard
Brad: im bard too
Sean: im brad the bard.
by rgx2richez April 9, 2020
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From the Gaelic "bàrd". A poet, musician, and entertainer. Also called a "minstrel" in some circles. Known through Latin as a "troubadour".
Strumming his lute, the bard sang of a tragic hero's love for a fair maiden, inciting fawning from the ladies of the court.
by Lorelili April 2, 2005
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an ultraliberal, hippie dippie college in Annandale New York. Immoralized by Walter Becker of Steely Dan Fame who cursed the college in his song "My old school"
You're gonna live in a commune and make beaded belts? What, Couldnt get into Bard?
by Connecticutdoc June 20, 2009
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