Barackberry

The IT secure version of the popular portable communication device, the Blackberry, designed for and used by President Barack Obama.

President Obama checked the status of George W. Bush's indictment for war crimes on his Barackberry.

by BantheGOP January 22, 2009

BlackBerryBerry

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010

blackberry shuffle

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.

"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."

by suerewoo March 7, 2007

BlackBerry Break

A time out or pause during a meeting or training session designated to check and respond BlackBerry messages.

I was in a full day training session on diversity, and I was worried that I would not be able to check my messages. However, the trainers sceduled BlackBerry breaks through out the session so I was able to respond to my messages without disrupting thier training session.

by Sarah, Paula, Ainsley, and Guppy December 25, 2007

Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.

by bratina August 30, 2005

Blackberry Tourettes

Medical disorder resulting in ill-conceived, random, rant-like messages being sent on blackberry or similar pda's. Normal delays caused by lack of proximity to Internet access that hinder senders impulsive natures have been removed with the advent of immediate access to the Internet via Blackberry. Hence, suffers of blackberry tourettes do not think of the consequences of messages before pushing SEND.

"WTF - I just got this message from Fred that makes no fucking sense. He is going to piss off a boat load of people with this. WHAT was he thinking??"

"Dude, it's just Blackberry Tourettes"

by 57raj August 10, 2009

BlackBerry Fade

The act of a person slowly and breifly fading out of a conversation to glance down and check for any possible notifications on their BlackBerry phone.

I was telling Jeff about my trip to Vegas, then he pulled a Blackberry fade and totally forgot what I was talking about!

by thee_jester July 7, 2009