Bar stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.
Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V October 07, 2006
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bar stool

a less offensive way of saying BASTARD.
"You fucking bar stool"
by btuk December 27, 2007
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Bar Stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.
Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V October 07, 2006
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Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.
This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.
by Michael Gargiulo May 11, 2005
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Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"
Shurrup you Bar Stool!
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 10, 2010
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bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon February 25, 2011
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Bar stool Fart

One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 17, 2010
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