When your bartender friend is too hungover to show up for work and you are forced to pay commonfolk prices for modestly poured drinks by another barkeep.
Stupid Andrew didn't show up last night and I had to pay $6 per drink! Call the authorities, I've been Bar Raped.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.