When your bartender friend is too hungover to show up for work and you are forced to pay commonfolk prices for modestly poured drinks by another barkeep.
Stupid Andrew didn't show up last night and I had to pay $6 per drink! Call the authorities, I've been Bar Raped.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'