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Bar mitzvah moustache 

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
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bar mitzvah mustache 

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While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026