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A company created by a few elementary schoolers and got scammed by a billionaire then went bankrupt after the ceo went missing. He then was caught hanging out with girls in spain.
CEO:Yo this chinese billionaire's gonna invest in my company!
Me: whats the name of the company?
CEO: Bankito
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.
Bankito by Omaewakoshindeiru August 17, 2020
Words you can keep
A word referenced multiple times in Twenty One Pilot's new album Trench. Even going as far as naming their tour, " The Bandito Tour,"
"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.
Bandito by emmathesinner July 31, 2018
V. To play basketball
N. Bankit
1. Aye y’all tryna Bankit?
2. BANKIIIIIIIIT
Bankit by dickenheim November 1, 2017

Bandito Blanco 

Dude, get a load of this bandito blanco!
Bandito Blanco by tracyjordan February 20, 2012

loco bandito

a sex move in which two partners insult and degrade each other until one partner nuts on their partner, after which, one partner goes and gets aids from a bus
My girlfriend left me after I pulled out and preformed a loco bandito.
loco bandito by pasquetti October 17, 2019

Dorito-Bandito 

One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito
Dorito-Bandito by grootey July 10, 2009

scarlet bandito 

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Scarlet Bandido is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.
The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
scarlet bandito by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018
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