Banjostic

A typically Banjo way to look at or live life

wow Becca, I can't believe you are so ant-Banjostic

by Told you Becca April 25, 2015

bajastic

A term used to refer to someone who has a tendency to hit the "enter" key prematurely in an online conversation.

Elias: yo jasper, do you believe in the Anselmian formulation of the ontological argument?
Jasper: no, it seems flawe
Jasper: d
Elias: jasper, ur bajastic

by David Hume January 5, 2008

Bangstick

the fucking thing that is used to kill snakes.(Sometimes a D I L D O) yo figure out for yourself

Big man used bangstick on Nag

by Nobellium Uranium October 10, 2018

Banjolicker

One who appreciates the timelessness of licking inside the holes in banjos. The term has developed to mean licking inside of any hole. ;) Banjolickers originated in Mexico and was a job done primarily by men. When banjos were first created the outer rim of the hole needed to be wetted for better playing sound and musical satisfaction. Banjolickers continue to bring satisfaction in a variety of ways to people everywhere, including the bedroom. ;)

person 1- "eh man, yer breath smells like the rear end of a donkey, did you not think to brush yer teeth this mornin' laddy?"
person 2- "nah,i was in too much of a rush to meet ya"
person 1- "what were ya doin' that made yer breath smell so ranky?"
person 2- "up all night with ma girlfriend, if ya know what i mean"
person 1- "oh yer a banjolicker aren't ya laddy?"
person 2- "yeah, i could lick banjos all day if i could, if ya see what i'm gettin' at"
person 1- "oh you gnarly hornball"
person 2- "ya gotta get yerself some banjos to lick, laddy!"
person 1- "i'm workin' on it, some of us av a job ya know!"
person 2- "yeah, mine is in the bedroom with the girlies"
person 1- "can't say that i'm not jealous of em"
person 2- "well lucky for ya i gotta cancelation this morning, now i av some free time.."
person 1- "meet me in the potty chamber"
person 2- "bring yer banjo"
person 1- "bring yer tongue"

by Kinky Clothespin July 14, 2009

banstick

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!

by jenou May 13, 2007

Veiny Bangstick

Slang for the male genetalia. A meat missile.

Wow! Look at the size of his veiny bangstick!

by Sam September 3, 2003

Bantastic

A combination of the words fantastic and banter. To be used for the times the banter on its own is not enough, and fantastic just doesn't make the grade in expressing your past, present or future excitement over a situation or thing.

"I reckon tonight's gonna be bantastic"
"That poker game was bantastic"
"James got some bantastic abuse as regards to his massive shovel hands"
"I thought it was bantastic, but roomey just couldn't hack the manter"

by chezzabakes April 25, 2009