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Bango Card

(noun): A mental bingo-style checklist of consenting adult romantic or sexual “categories” or milestones a person has hooked up with—based on traits, circumstances, or memorable distinctions such as cougar, newly divorced, separated, different backgrounds, unusual height, etc. Squares are marked off as they happen, with the unofficial goal of completing a row, column, or the whole card.
Basically: Bingo, but your dating history is holding the dauber.
“The next morning, he realized he’d checked Asian and dwarf off his Bango Card in one go. He grinned the thought."
Bango Card by Iscariom September 30, 2026
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Bingo card 

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
Bingo card by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

Bang Bros Trading Cards 

Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.
"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"

"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump
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