band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

band job by jl91 December 15, 2008

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Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

Band job by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

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Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

Band job by Tucki April 12, 2014

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band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

band job by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

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Bandjob

When you have sex with a musical instrument

That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob

Bandjob by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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