Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.
We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!
by Mr. Neeb August 11, 2014
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Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
by Lugiratina July 28, 2014
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A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
by D-MAC January 06, 2004
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1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.
by bobby May 25, 2004
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Banana-Hammock

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.
Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!
by Babe Moore December 03, 2005
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I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008
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