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Balooka Whale 

An expression used to compare a larger than average human to a whale. Most commonly used between siblings and/or close relatives or friends during heated verbal disagreements over who gets the last bag of Doritos.
“I cant believe you’re eating the last bag a Doritos. You’re such a Balooka whale!”

“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”
Balooka Whale by Messy_Jessie January 14, 2019
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Bazooka Whale 

The best mammal on Earth, can destroy an entire steel block with 3 bazookas, and can give shaggy 1000 years of death twice in a 1v1.
The Bazooka Whale is the best creature known to man.