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Balls Salad 

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.
My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.
Balls Salad by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

balls in a salad shooter 

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip
I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

Ball Salad 

Semen
A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.
Hey did you see that girls helping of ball salad?!

Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.
Ball Salad by brotherhoodracing February 23, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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