Balla Machine

A Balla Machine is someone who excels in all forms of activity

That kid just owned those two in Halo. He's a Balla machine.
Did you see that shot? That guy is a Balla Machine.

by ThisisCarl April 30, 2007

cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.

Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

Gum ball machine

When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.

After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!

by Captain Compost June 20, 2010

Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.

The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022

gum ball machine

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.

Example 1

Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."

Example 2

Kittens

by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010

filling the gum ball machine

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.

Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.

by braydy February 14, 2012

Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.

Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly

by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021