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When you are about to have sex but your partner changes their mind. This results in Ball-cramp or blue balls

"Did you fuck Sarah last night?" "She took off her clothes , then decided she didn't want to" "Sounds like you got a case of the ball-cramps"

Ball-cramp by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.

dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*

Ball Cramps by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009

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ball cramps • band camp ball lick • ballchamp • Bellcramp • Ball Clamp • ball crap • ball buster • ball licker • ball washer • ball hog

ball cramps

Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.

Hey girl not tonight, I still have MAJOR ball cramps.

ball cramps by anfernee April 28, 2007

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band camp ball lick

When one male, often resembling a mole, by choice or otherwise, licks another males genitals while attending band camp from grades 7-9

Man did you hear about last weekends band camp ball lick?

band camp ball lick by Big Tunaaa February 5, 2010

ballchamp

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.

Danny is a total ballchamp!

ballchamp by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

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Bellcramp

When you are unable to fulfil sexual activities due to tiredness or muscle cramps during.

Person 1 : “what happend?”
Person 2 : “I’m sorry, I Bellcramped… it was too physically demanding”

Bellcramp by Lechsmyd pact June 12, 2025

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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