ball glaze 

British. Pre-ejaculate; gleet.

Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.

ball glaze by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Ball glaze

The over exaggeration of one’s ball knowledge

Person A: *makes a reference to the most known piece of media ever*
Person B: HOLY ELITE BALL
Person C: stop the ball glaze bro

Ball glaze by Yourstruly67 June 24, 2026

ball gazer 

One who stares at balls for personal satisfaction.

Person1: "Hey look at this fork by my crotch"
Person2 looks.
Person1: "HAHA You ball gazer"

ball gazer by Gazer1 March 29, 2004

Ball gazer 

During conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. They are normally found in male showers.

After the game in the shower Ted approaches Dave...

Ted: Hey, Dave you played a great game!
Dave: Uhh...Thanks...Are you looking at my balls?
Ted: Yes
Dave: Fuckin Ball gazer

Ball gazer by dnc4 January 11, 2008

Ball Gazer 

When you make the shape of balls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream "BALL GAZER!!"

(from the Love Guru)

Chelsea: *looks down there*
Demetris: BALL GAZER.

Ball Gazer by omgitszoe March 17, 2009

Ball Gazer 

To trick someone by having them look at your hands, then moving them to your crotch and forming the letters "b" and "g" with your fingers. With the victim still looking at your hands, immediately call them a "ball gazer".

Dave: Hey Mark, how many power supplies does this customer need?

Mark: I don't know. I'll have to check. What are you doing with your...

Dave: BALL GAZER!!!

Ball Gazer by Decay66 November 12, 2009

ball gazer 

when someone is tricked or wants to look at someone's balls

guy 1: look at my finger

guy 2:ok

guy 1 puts his finger near his crotch.

guy 1:BALL GAZER!

guy 2 : damn!

ball gazer by bubba ganooch June 15, 2009