Ball Tapper

When taking a shit the log is so long that it taps your balls while it falls into the bowl.

Man I just took a dump and that shit was a ball tapper!

Ball Tapper by Infidelc April 14, 2010

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ball tampering

the art of fiddling with a ball or balls without anybody looking

you might want to rub dirt on yer balls before a full toss, so you fumble around in your pocket then rub some on your ball until everything gos dull then you go for the middle wicket and knock one off .... also ball tampering can be a term used in cricket

ball tampering by vinnny August 24, 2006

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BallZapper

A 1" wide 1' diameter rubber band used at work for zapping fellow employees in the balls.

Brad got Kevin with the BallZapper, and he is pissed!

BallZapper by LouDog1786 January 22, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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