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Ball Print 

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.
Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.
Ball Print by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017
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Paint Ball'n 

What a woman does while on her menstruation cycle. Term is used to describe the markings made on feminine products
I had to 86 going down on my baby gurl the other night because she was paint ball'n
Paint Ball'n by centercutslayer February 4, 2008

ballpointing 

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen
I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing
ballpointing by erik19 October 10, 2022

Ballpointing 

When you really need to go poop.
I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing
Ballpointing by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballpointing 

Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.
Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.

ballpoint brown 

When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.
Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.

Ballpoint Figure 

An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.
"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."
Ballpoint Figure by Rlz December 17, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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