ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.

Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.

by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010

8 ball jacket

Dope jacket worn by dope people with that dope. Don't mess with someone wearing this, you might get slapped. Came out in 1990 , vintage.

Yo is that an 8 Ball jacket?!?!?!?? , Them joints are classic dope boy jackets

by 8-Ball ¢r€w July 29, 2015

8 ball jacket

8 ball jacket usually seen in the bronx or brooklyn boroughs worn by people on BAD TIMING Don’t mess with them you might end up in a ditch

Yo man you see that nigga with that 8 ball jacket on?
Yeah let’s go the other way he might jack us

by Thebronxbully February 22, 2021

balljacker

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

Ballsacked

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.

Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked

by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

ballacked

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.

My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"

by Matt Janes August 6, 2006