Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
by Cheri cox February 10, 2018
Get the Bald headed champmug. That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.
by Phinbarr January 13, 2009
Get the Bald Headed Champmug. Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?
I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.
I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.
by danejuan July 10, 2005
Get the bald-headed champmug. to masterbate
by petergripper December 31, 2008
Get the wrestling the bald headed champmug. by Hickeyandy January 09, 2010
Get the wrestle the bald headed champmug.