Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.
by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?
I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.
I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.
by danejuan July 10, 2005

to masterbate
by petergripper December 31, 2008

by Hickeyandy January 09, 2010
