Bakkacne

Back acne so bad, the person carrying it looks like they're from a scene in Jeepers Creepers.

Jersey Player One: "Jeepers that's bad acne on that right."
Jersey Player Two (To 'Skin's, Right): "You might want to wash your gym clothes from match to match, or leastways, every odd game time. It might help cured that ridiculous case you have, of, BAKKACNE."
Skin Player: "*Stunned* *... * *I...I.. I can't...I. uh...I.. uh...can't....uh..*... * I can't help it...ugh...no...I...uh...I will."

Bakkacne by Moe Lesta February 2, 2024

Bukkacne

When your significant other is squeezing a massive pimple and gets their face spackled with shooting sticky sebum.

Mickey: "Remember that huge zit on my back?"
Goofy: "Yeah, the size of a bird's egg. Why?"
Mickey: "I had Minnie bust it last night and it shot all over her face and up her nose."
Goofy: "Garsh! Like one of those Jap'nese movies-- Bukkake!"
Mickey: "More like Bukkacne!"

Bukkacne by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 2, 2011

backacne 

A fairly common dermatological condition consisting of a rash or an outbreak of acne on ones backside. Not limited to the back, but anywhere that is not considered someone's "front".

Even those who've never suffered from backacne should immediately understand what it is from it's use in context.

Two syllables, and is often mis-heard in advertisements for arthritis nostrums: "...to cure back, knee, hip, and joint pain."

"Hey, could you put some of this Persa-Gel on my back? I've got an outbreak of backacne and I can't reach it."

Flavor Flav had backacne,
just ask James Cagney,
he beat up on a guy
when they found he was a fag-ny.
(sung to "Letter To The New York Post" by 'Public Enemy')

backacne by Nullmuse73 January 16, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012