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bait post 

A post on a forum or image board used to deliberately provoke conflict among other posters. Coincides with troll, trolling, or shitposting. The gif below typifies the reaction of a successful shitposter.
Anon 1: "Why are these threads such shit?"
Anon 2: "Because they're full of bait posts that people should know not to fall for by now."
bait post by otakudude303 July 10, 2016
Words you can keep

bait post 

A bait post is an obvious "troll" post made by someone to piss off or "trigger" people who are stupid enough to take it seriously and laugh at their reactions.
"Ha, this guy took my bait post! Look at his hilariously butt hurt comment!"
bait post by Alex McMemer September 17, 2016

Pussy-Bait Post

A short, indescript post on a website like "facebook", "twitter", or what have you by a man meant to attract sympathy from the ditsy whores in their "friends list".
Collin: "Fuck this." <--(this is the Pussy-Bait Post)

Tits McGalahan: "awwww wats ronng??"
Pussy-Bait Post by Mythman93 August 9, 2012
A Facebook post with a headline stating" Amazing", or "You won't believe what happened next!", enticing you to click the post to read the story.
post bait by joewebster July 22, 2014

Postal bait 

When a game gives you tons of guns, ammo, and a shit load of innocent civilians and no consequences. Originated from the game postal 2.
That area is total postal bait, there’s a machine gun and hundreds of civvies.
Postal bait by The reee man March 10, 2023
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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