When one lubes up their penis using cum from previous masturbation sessions, and ejaculating in the bag for later use. Side effects include a moldy penis.
When you go out with an ugly girl simply for sex. Or having sex with an ugly girl. Derived from when a person would do a girl but place a brown paper bag over her head because she is ugly. Like on Scary Movie 2
Begging it is used when:
1. someone is trying to suck up to someone for example, laughing at a joke that really isnt funny.
2. Someone asks for money to go and buy someone or asks for someones food
3. Someone who spends time around someone and really fancies them and is completely undignifies about it.
1. "Stop begging it off your mum."
2. "Stop begging it off him for cash you trampy whore, leave him alone and get your own you tramp."
3. "Allow begging it off him, you blatently fancy him"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.