Bagel Bitch
A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.
Bagel Bitch by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009
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Bagel Bitch
A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.
Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.
Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.
Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.
Bagel Bitch by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011
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The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)
throw that bitch a bagel by BitchesLoveCereal October 30, 2011
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