Bag Tongue

When your tongue is sore from licking a ball sack and you were very dehydrated so when the tongue tries to lick the ridge of the wrinkles in said ball sack, the dehydrated tongue gets sore without the proper lubrication.

Eve: "OUCH!!!"
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."