bag rub

When some conservative lady gives you a hand job with a condom on. This can also be used when receiving a hand job from some conservative lady while she wears a leather glove.

Her: " Ew I don't want you to cum all over the place so bag that shit up. I'll give you a "bag rub."

by Saucy 5,000 March 17, 2008

Bag Rub

When a bitch rubs your sack for you from behind.

That hoe gives one mean bag rub!!!

by Tom S January 29, 2004

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.

Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!

by Akamaitek August 18, 2006

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

ruby red bag

A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.

I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!

by Ruby Red McGee April 9, 2008

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks

Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.

Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.

by c/council February 21, 2011