Baeburrito 

Calling your girlfriend a nice burrito cause she looks amazing and has all that good stuff inside
Babe/burrito

"Oh look, it's my Baeburrito looking fine as hell today!"

Baeburrito by Baeburrito February 4, 2021

blueburrito 

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.

Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.

blueburrito by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009

Barburrito Booty 

A nerdy girl with a fat (phat) ass.

Damn that nerd has a barburrito booty!!!

Barburrito Booty by Ransome333 July 18, 2025

Bearburrito 

A warm and fuzzy way of calling someone who gives you butterflies. Bears and warm, fuzzy and squishy, while burritos are yummy and everyone likes them. So put those two together and you’re guaranteed to make your human happy.

You’re my bearburrito <3

I like you so much!!!!

Bearburrito by ijewrgviohgytkjeutkt April 24, 2018

Bobburrito

Bobby, but when he's tired of eating tacos

Bobby is feeling like a Bobburrito

Bobburrito by stormageddon_dark_lord_of_all September 29, 2020

beanburritourmom 

Why are you here?

i'm gonna beanburritourmom

beanburritourmom by Sub2TreeMaster September 14, 2021