Badalewski 

The best last name there is!!! It sounds a lot like "Bottle O' Whiskey" which makes it even more awesome! Especially since it's a polish name, it ROCKS!!!
only the coolest most fun and spontaneous people have the last name.
although it does come with some curses, such as the food curse which causes you to have HORRIBLE stomach pains and feel like dying after eating certain foods, but that's ok because you still have the name ;p

-"no we don't need anymore help"
-"well, it's a Badalewski!"
-"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!? OF COURSE A BADALEWSKI CAN HELP!!! THEY'RE AWESOME!!"


-"Mom I have to come home from school, I have the Badalewski curse!!!"
-"Ok, I'll sign you out. Be sure to be near a bathroom"

Badalewski by Bottle O' Whiskey March 5, 2009

Balewski 

lover of fat chicks. not afraid to plunge into peroid sex head first. would rather setlle for a fat slimy pig over putting out effort to get with a decent chick near his own weight.

i just saw balewski in his honda. she was leaning to the right. musta had a fat hoss with him.

Balewski by chubbychaser1992 June 11, 2011