The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.

Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.

The Bad Parent by authOOr June 26, 2006

bad parent 

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

bad parent by alphahooker March 11, 2008

bad parent 

More of a stigma than the akcual condition, this slang term refers to parents who impose their children the same screen time limits as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels even though these children subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels.

My friends think I’m a bad parent just because I "only" let my kids watch YouTube for 2 hours per day. I mean, they have subscriptions to over 600 channels — they just have the same screen time as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels!

bad parent by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008