alphahooker's definitions

tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.

People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.

by alphahooker May 5, 2005

bad parent

abandoning/neglecting your drink.
Bad parents leave wounded soldiers

He opened up a beer but left it in the other room. He's being a bad parent

by alphahooker March 11, 2008

boston steamer

Leaving a steamy pile of shit on top of a glass table while somebody is laying under the table face up.

That glass coffee table would be perfect for a steamer, after we do lines of coke.

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

The Jumpers are Dropping Streamers

Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.

After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Stinker

Female with a smelly snatch

Wear a jimmie when you bag that whore, she's a stinker

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004