11 definitions by alphahooker

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Faded to the curb

Extremely intoxicated. See also faded

'What the hell happened last night?'
'Holy shit coz you were faded to the curb!'

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Stinker

Female with a smelly snatch

Wear a jimmie when you bag that whore, she's a stinker

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

cookout

Bar-B-Que, used mainly in the south

ya'll come on over for the cookout Sunday. Bring the grits!

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

The Jumpers are Dropping Streamers

Gotta take a shit to the point that the turd is almost coming out on its own. See also crowning
Reference to skydivers that drop streamers before they jump to test wind direction.

After that cigarette and coffee the jumpers are dropping streamers

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

burner

Dirty Hippy who has mooched money so that they could join their dirty hippy friends in the least hospitable place in the country, the high desert of Nevada.

The group of burners were preceeded by their pack of lice and vile odor.

by alphahooker November 23, 2004