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bro i swear he has such a bad mitt hes so ugly
Bad Mitt by milesmoore February 3, 2022
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Bad Mitt Syndrome 

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.
Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it
Bad Mitt Syndrome by milesmoore February 3, 2022

Badmitton 

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'
Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
Kaite: "No."
Badmitton by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009

indian badmitten 

a way to play badmitten, and sexually pleasure yourself at the same time.
the badmitten racket is inserted in ones anus, and players assume an autofellatio position, and proceed to hit the birdie wiith their ass-rackets.
Bro 1:dude, im mad horny. wanna play some indian badmitten?
Bro 2:sure thing, bro. you gotta help me insert my racket in ass.
indian badmitten by Cockmuncher23 October 18, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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