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Free Shake at the Backyard Burger 

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

Backyard Burger

The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.
Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.

Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis
Backyard Burger by big dihh randy December 31, 2025
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026