Backyard burgers 

A damn good fast food that SHOULdVE NEVER been shut down, atleast over here in the states part of the states

BACKYARD BURGERS WAS THE BEST

from the perfect fries shape to the burgers, backyard burgers was CHILDHOOD GOALS

backyard burgers > raisin canes and any other fast food bs nowadays

Backyard burgers by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger 

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006

Backyard Burger

The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.

Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.

Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis

Backyard Burger by big dihh randy December 31, 2025