1. The moment when you attempt to post a comment on Face Book and realize that person has "unfriended" you and you are actually only seeing their post through a mutual friend.
2. When you type a friend's name in the Search box on Face Book and you can't find them. Then you think they must have deleted their account but you check a mutual friends friend list...and low and behold...they did not delete their Face Book account, they've only deleted you.
3. When Face Book suggests friends for you of people you were friends with already.
1. "I saw they got engaged and was going to congratulate them...when I realized I got BaseFooked!"
"I tried to vote for their baby in the 'cutest baby ever' contest but I couldn't...then I realized I got BaseFooked!"
"Sure I'll like your 'It's OK to Love Your Cat like a Real Man' page...no wait I can't... because you BaseFooked me!"
2. "I can't find her. Maybe she deleted her account? No....damn, I think I just got BaseFooked by that b****."
3. "Why is Face Book suggesting I be friends with him when I already am friends with him? Hey...wait a minute....he just BaseFooked me."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.