Adjective: some bullshit out here that is NOT of God and/or is designed to bring about negativity or confusion. Anything that will bring about negative outcome. Anything you don’t fully understand, so as not to be screwed by it, you generally don’t fuck with it.
White coworker: Hey Duquan, tell me again why you don’t have Direct deposit.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!