arken's law 

Arken's Law, which states that a discussion is over when a camparison is made to the book 1984, was invented on www.iidb.org. While it was Arken who came up with the idea that Orwellian references are much abused, it was someotherguy who suggested that a law similar to Godwin's be applied.

User 1: Big Brother is here! Welcome to 1984!

User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.

arken's law by me October 31, 2004

Arken's Law 

Very similiar to Godwin's law. The difference being that, while Godwin's law dictates that a thread on a forum or Usenet is finished when Hitler or the Nazi's are invoked, Arken's law says that a discussion is over when present society is compared to Orwell's Oceania in the book 1984.

Poster 1: America is just like 1984...remember, Big Brother is Watching

Poster 2: By Arken's law, this discussion is over and you are a moron.

Arken's Law by ex-xian October 30, 2004

Aiken Scholars Academy 

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.

guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central

Aiken Scholars Academy by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019

aiden's dick

A huge thing that slithers.

Woah, that's as big as Aiden's dick!

aiden's dick by GiveMeAHoliday October 18, 2018

south aiken high school 

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.

person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)

south aiken high school by bootysniffer6969 August 22, 2018

Aiden Gelston's Mum 

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

Aiden Gelston's Mum by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.

Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!

Aiden Gelston's Father by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024