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The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.
Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?
Baby Wipe by Strippies May 20, 2014
Words you can keep
The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god
Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at
Baby Wipe by Mami. A September 8, 2018
a kid who is a ass wipe
u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes
"did that kid just smack u?"
"yeah that baby wipe"
baby wipe by latrisha February 16, 2008
A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.
The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
Baby wipe by bitchuck August 30, 2024

Baby wipe bath

A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"
Baby wipe bath by larkusto February 6, 2010

Baby Wipe Whore 

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.
God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.
Baby Wipe Whore by PG13 August 19, 2013

Hillbilly baby wipe 

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”
Hillbilly baby wipe by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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