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Baby Sitter 

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

Baby Sitter 

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

Baby Sitter 

Someone who doesn't like to drink there beer.
Luke you have been holding on to that warm ass beer for about two hours now. You are such a Baby Sitter.
Baby Sitter by Derek T November 8, 2006

Baby Sitter 

A woman who loves having sex with men that have a tiny penis aka they like to sit on the baby
Jeff - "Megan is so freaking hot, man! I wish I was well endowed, I'd totally show her the goods!"

Danny - "You're in luck my friend, the chick is a total "Baby Sitter", she loves the tiny stuff!

(freeze frame high five)
Baby Sitter by Hannukah Bush April 24, 2014

overnight baby sitter 

a woman who is a stripper but doesnt want her friends or famliy to know she is so she tells them shes an over night baby sitter
so what does your daughter do for a living again? oh shes an "overnight baby sitter"

you aint my baby sitter 

when someone is bossing you around
hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!
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