Baby Punt 

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.

GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him

Baby Punt by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

punt a baby by Grapico May 31, 2006

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Baby Punting 

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

Baby Punting by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

Baby Punter 

See Gene Snitsky.

Also see Baby Killer.

Gene Snitsky is a baby punter!

Baby Punter by Xero Limit 126 January 5, 2005

Baby Punter 

The act of punting a baby into either an open field or over a fence using various kicking styles.

Jesse is one of the best baby punters I’ve ever seen..he will surely be a hall of famer.

Baby Punter by The Stream Tornado June 2, 2021

punting baby syndrome 

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

punting baby syndrome by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006