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Baby Punt 

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.
GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him
Baby Punt by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019
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punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general
1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.
punt a baby by Grapico May 31, 2006

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
Baby-Punting by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Baby Punting 

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration
I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier
Baby Punting by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

Baby Punter 

The act of punting a baby into either an open field or over a fence using various kicking styles.
Jesse is one of the best baby punters I’ve ever seen..he will surely be a hall of famer.