Baby Poker
An unusually long penis capable of poking a baby within a pregnant woman's uterus during intercourse.
Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.
Baby Poker by Codehtehsilent August 15, 2011
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