baby cock
baby cock by Jen "itty-bitty-titty" Portite September 14, 2008
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Baby Cock Soft
When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
Baby Cock Soft by mrgarin September 7, 2010
Double Baby Cock Smash
The doublebabycocksmash, first orginating from the diddykonggroundpound, has evolutionized into the 21st century as a sexual manuver in which a males double babies,or testacles, hit onto the females vagina, followed closely by a cock smash that sends the female into a instant orgasm lasting longer than any other known.
The doublebabycocksmash has only been known to be done by 3 individuals that would rather go unnamed. It is a dangerous act but if completed, will result in the upmost greatest sexual climax known to mankind.
The doublebabycocksmash has only been known to be done by 3 individuals that would rather go unnamed. It is a dangerous act but if completed, will result in the upmost greatest sexual climax known to mankind.
Double Baby Cock Smash by Nitro Fox January 25, 2009
Double Baby Cock Smash
Usual refererance used by gamers in online play Halo 2 and 3. The term refers to the action when two opposing players, one from the red team, and one from the blue team, are engauged in battle and punch or gunbutt eachother at the same time. This results in the so named Double Baby Cock Smash, or D.B.C.S.
The other team got lucky with that last D.B.C.S for the win.
Lucky noob got a Double Baby Cock Smash
Lucky noob got a Double Baby Cock Smash
Double Baby Cock Smash by HH.Greg July 13, 2009
Cock Baby
Cock Baby by Bambi Cock June 13, 2019
Cock Baby
Barry: Oh wow man jake is such a fucking cock baby!
Bonds: Fuck my life i just wanna put put my dick in it.
Bonds: Fuck my life i just wanna put put my dick in it.
Cock Baby by myniggachucknorris August 13, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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