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baby bumper 

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.
sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
baby bumper by hannita May 26, 2008

Baby Burger

A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).
"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."
Baby Burger by Pringal Jugar August 1, 2016

Baby Burger

One who is not quite a real burger.
Ryan is a baby burger...that's just too bad.
Baby Burger by Panda-licious January 14, 2010

Balumptious Baby Burger 

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate
Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Movie catchphrase/tongue-twister made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1993 action parody film Last Action Hero. Meant to make fun of typical catchphrases that made action films even more remarkable in the first place, which Arnold himself is well known for.

However, it never caught on when compared to "I'll be back" (also spoofed in Last Action Hero), "Hasta la vista, baby" or "Get to the chopper", which will always be Arnold's top catch phrases.
Jack Slater: You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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