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Baby Dutch Oven 

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.
"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."
Baby Dutch Oven by Crosshare February 5, 2010

baby dutch 

cigarillo sized dutch master...hit that oohwee...or great for the poor/conservationist smokers
I got a dime of reg man, pick me up 2 baby dutches.
baby dutch by stevendev"LC" September 16, 2006

Baby Dutch Pancake 

The result of pooping in a 12" cooking pan and placing it the oven for discovery later by unsuspecting person living at the house. Preferably done at someone else' house. Very popular at parties you weren't invited to.
We crashed Christian and Lauren's party the other night and left them a sweet Baby Dutch Pancake !
Baby Dutch Pancake by razorwoods October 19, 2011
I can’t get high and eat tacos tonight, I got baby duty.
baby duty by anonymous July 2, 2024

Dutch oven baby 

When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.
Dutch oven baby by Thrashpanduh December 12, 2021

Dutch Baby 

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')
"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."
Dutch Baby by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018