burglar

a thief who enters a house,store,school,car with the intent to steal

the burglar stole a VCR from the store

by ajwalias May 4, 2008

burglar

the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.

Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.

by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021

burglar puss

A female wearing no underwear under her dress, but wears nude nylons.

Example : That drunk chick dancing over there just flashed me her burglar puss!!!

by M to the second power December 19, 2013

burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

by edjog December 16, 2005

Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

burglar technique

to dip a pennis in black paint and then intrusively have anal sex through the "back door", anus, of a person

Last night, a man was caught using an agressive burglar technique to rape a young female in the buttocks.

by kyle hebbs July 24, 2008

Burglar King

Burger King where everyone steals the food, because its so crappy to buy. No one wants to pay, because its crap for it so they steal it.

I stole a burger from burglar king.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011