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BUMter Sherbondy 

A man who thinks he is the best at everything he does and everything he's never done. When you are around him you can not enjoy any accomplishments because they will be belittled. A man who believes he will be the next mike Tyson after 2 months a boxing. A man who uses testosterone boosters and wears tank tops to flaunt his substance abuse. A man who may be mistaken for a gay man and when he is approached with that statement his roid rage takes control of him. His drinking problem causes him to abuse to females which poses him single and threatens to commit suicide weekly. You can find an average of 6 coors light under his passenger seat and unused condoms due to his lack of female attention. A man who wears overly blinged out jewelry from walmart to flaunt the money he does not have. Hunter is not someone you strive to be. Don't be a BUMter
Normal Man: what if joe and his friends show up?
Bumter Sherbondy : if I move fast enough and swing at the right time I can take 7 of them.
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