BRAD TURNER
BRAD TURNER by TURNER93 October 5, 2012
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Brad Turner
Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
Brad Turner by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
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