When 2 people pack a bong and 1 person holds the red button ther other lights there lighter and put them together the lighter will light give props then smoke a bong like normal
The hidden extra internet browser installed on a computer with all of the menu shortcuts removed, allowing secret storage of porn bookmarks along with history.
Thanks to my Bongo Browser, I can find all of my favorite mucky sites quickly without er indoors finding out i'm into fisting and drawf rimming.
A little known song from te snl trio The Lonley Island
the music video consists of two of the members of the trio In Mario Moustaches singing about, what else, showing you their penis
J: Doood gues what
C: What?
J: i just at a grape and i Jizzed in my pants
C: Guess what
J: Wut?
C: And then i show you my penis
J: dooood wtf was that shit?
C: -Facepalm- you'venever heard bing bong brothers?
J: nah man i dont listn to non does pussy bands
C: -Uberfacepalm-
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.