BMEnerd

Also known as BMEtroll, those people who troll and sadly make up the majority of body modification forums online. They constantly harass people who don't buy $40 jewelry (because it's "better") and wear regular earrings, because BMEzine tells them what to do, and they follow it like a cult.

They usually are into heavy body mods, and despise people who don't have body modification.

Guy: Hey look! I pierced my own nose!

BMENerd: OMFG EEW ULL GET AIDS BCUZ YOU DID IT URSELF AND DIDNT PAY $70 FOR A NOSE RING!

Guy: Wow...

BMEnerd by Navalon August 22, 2010

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Dakota Benerd

He is a big jerk who acts like he cares about other people but he doesn’t he will buy you nice things to try to make you love him then he will earn your trust and then he will break up with you over text and hurt you then try to be friend with you again and you should say hell to the fuck no

“Dakota is a dick”or “I fucking hate Dakota Benerd”

Dakota Benerd by Ayo it’s still me March 3, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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