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blonde girl 

A blonde girl is the girl that try’s to make you laugh all the time, and she is funny, but sometimes she’s just falling in life and is depressed
“Why is she so sad today? Yesterday she was laughing all the time...she must be a blonde girl.”
blonde girl by dude..wtf October 22, 2020

Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.
Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with cute little blonde girls, and the desire to eat their hair.
He was going to come out with us, but his Cute Little Blonde Girl syndrome flaired up so he went to the freshman dorms and pretended his car broke down. For 6 consecutive hours.

That Blonde Girl

"You're probably with that blonde girl, who always made me doubt. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about."
That Blonde Girl by Voldy Moldy January 30, 2021

skinny blonde girl

A blonde girl, who's skinny. Also the subject of a song by strong bad, AKA God.
Circles
She's spinning me around in circles again
Oh, that skinny blonde girl
Something about the ages
I failed college algebra again
That skinny blonde girl
And the circles and the ages and the ages
skinny blonde girl by Afakaz October 22, 2003

Annoying Blonde Girl 

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess
You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!